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Nate: I love idling.

Trinity: So relaxing right? Alright then.  What would you say is your favourite TCZ memory?

Nate: Not sure I have a favoritest memory.

[AUDIENCE] Dafty answers "It's all about the LORD and the bingo right?"

Trinity: Oh.

Nate: Just a baby to all the good times here.

Trinity: Alright then tell us what were you doing with your time before TCZ came back?

Nate: Living life!

[AUDIENCE] Blood answers "Hmm walking about in the forest nude most of the time I think :)"

Trinity: So descriptive! Ok one more before we move to other questions - what was your favourite part of your 2020 mid-pandemic road trip?

Nate: Getting drunk with Starace!

Trinity: Ah yes, we have seen the photos!  Shots!

Nate: Or clogging Alli's toilet.

Trinity laughs.

Trinity: God forbid if you and Camerak are ever at the same meet...

Trinity: Ok!  So some of these questions have been submitted by other TCZers.

Trinity: Ok the next one is weird....

Trinity: How many potatoes do you recommend a man stuff in his speedos for a natural look?

Nate: Potatoes... No more than 1.5.

[AUDIENCE] Monster answers "If money was no issue, but you had to work, but you could choose any job in the world - what would it be?"

Nate: If I could no any job... I would go back to woodworking.

Trinity: Oh nice.

[AUDIENCE] Sonya answers "IIf you could choose any career, anywhere in the world, what career would you choose and where would you choose to be located?"

Nate: Sonya, don't think I could pick a location or a career.  Just getting out and doing thing would suffice..

Trinity:  How is your training in the ancient ways of the pants with Russy Pantswalker going?

Nate: Russy is my main man... Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes.

Trinity laughs.

Trinity: And he's not even here for that.

Nate: He knows...Oh he knows..

Trinity: Is a hotdog a sandwich?  Why or why not?

Nate: Absolutely... Meat wrapped in bread.

Trinity: First one - pro or anti potato?  And WHY.

Nate: I love potatoes!!

Trinity: Why?

[AUDIENCE] Iris answers "In your hairy arse flaps?"

Nate: Why not?  Potato chips?

Nate: Still need to complete the buttspod idea.

Trinity: Fair enough.  Here is another weird one - what brand is better -  DeWalt or Milwaukee? 

Nate: I'm a dewalt guy all day long.

Trinity: Ok!  Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

Nate: Why limit it to people with green shirts?

Nate: Fuck em all.

Trinity: So wedgies for all?

Nate: Hell yeah!

Trinity backs away slowly.

Trinity: Next question!  Would you rather be the best in the world at climbing trees or the best in the world at jumping rope?

Nate: The fuck?

Trinity: Answer the question!

Nate: I think climbing trees.

Trinity: Nice!

Trinity: What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Nate: Dodgeball.

Trinity: Pretty sure alcohol and dodgeball would get rid of the no ball to the face rule.

Nate: Perfect!

Trinity: What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

Nate: FUCKED.

Trinity: But why?

Nate: Let's circle back to this question.

Trinity laughs and wonders.

Trinity: I only have two more questions that were submitted.

Trinity: What would be the worst thing to have a phobia of?

Nate: Dust.

Trinity: That would be very strange!

Trinity: Ok!  Last question from the submissions at any rate. If you found a pot of gold, what would you spend it on?

Nate: Buy some land and build a house.

Trinity: here you, Starace, Monster and Tony could all live happily ever after!

Trinity: Ok. Would you rather be without elbows or without knees?

Nate: No knees..

[AUDIENCE] Monster answers "If you were stuck on a desert island and had to choose three TCZers for company/survival, who would you pick and WHY?"

Nate: Lets get with monsters question.

Nate: Starace for good fun and company.  Monster to remind us how to dit all.  Tony for BOOZE!

Trinity: Awww.

Nate: Do it all*.

Trinity: Ok the next one I feel like we probably all know the answer. Would you rather go about your normal life naked or fall asleep for a year?

Nate: Fall asleep for a year.

Trinity gasps in astonishment!

Trinity: WHAT?

Nate: Confused??

Trinity: Just surprised!

Nate: Hell yeah!

Trinity: Well that's the end of the questions!  Thanks for sitting in Nate! And thanks for listening everyone else!

Nate: Thanks for having me for this shit show!

Nate has left.

Nate has had enough of this foolishness.

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    * Fall 2020: Iris

Introducing...Nate

Nate has arrived.

Nate is here for this foolishness.

Trinity:  Hey Spod to Spod fans!  Welcome to another episode where we ask a TCZ user various questions! Today's guest is Nate!  Say hi Nate!

Nate: Hi Nate!

Trinity: Let's get started with the questions. I'll ask you a few normal questions and then some silly ones. Listeners can also join the fun by using 'tczfm ans=message' :) Here we go!  How long have you been connecting to TCZ?

Nate: I think March of 2002.

Trinity:  So not from the 90s...Got it. What is your favourite thing to do on TCZ?

Nate: There is stuff to do here?

Trinity: Sometimes!

[AUDIENCE] MrFrog answers "Come on barbie, let's go party!"

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